Fun Conversation

Travis:  Was Daddy born before you, Mom?

Me: No, I was born first.

Travis: How is that possible?

Me:  I'm older than Daddy.  He's thirty-three and I'm thirty-four.

Travis: Then how come he's bigger than you?

Me:  Well, generally, men are bigger than most women.  When you're a grown man, you'll probably be bigger than me.  Jonah will probably be bigger than Eliza.

Travis: No, when I'm a grown man, you'll probably be dead.

Me:  I'm a grown up and my mom and dad are still alive.

Travis:  When you're an old woman, I'll come visit you. 

Me:  Thanks, Travis.

Travis:  And I'm going to own a dog too.