When you have a family of 6 and a dog, you sometimes forget that the dog is there at all and certainly don't expect him to cause the same trouble that your children can cause. Our dog is a beagle mix named Snoopy. Eliza refers to him as "Poopy" but only because that's just how she says it. But for the last year, it has been a name that rings true with him.
Today, I spent a chunk of my Sunday afternoon cleaning dog diarrhea off the stairs. Yes, the stairs. Couldn't have happened on the kitchen floor, which is much easier to clean (no stains!). Couldn't have happened in one small, localized area. No. The bottom 7 steps of the stairs were smeared in it.
This is his fourth indoor accident in the last year. I admit, it is in part our fault. After all, we are the humans who can open and close the door for him to get outside. But he doesn't even whine when he's by the door to get outside, so sometimes I don't notice he's even there. We should have trained him with a bell, like my parents did with their dog, but I figured, he would probably just whine, so what was the difference--a ringing or a whining, either way, he gets outside. Nope, he doesn't whine to go outside. It's irritating.
And I will admit this. I'd rather clean up a similar mess from my kids than from the dog. Doggy doo is SO gross.

